Monday, March 5, 2012

first impressions - Portal

 This month, to celebrate a whole year of first impressions, Dianne and I are putting up our own first page for YOU to critique. Today, we have Dianne's first page of PORTAL(working title), a YA historical adventure.



When Aunt Eggletine suggested again that all their problems might be solved if her niece would just consider marrying her fourth cousin, Ardeth hurled a breakfast roll across the table.

 Eggletine Meriwether ducked the airborne missile without spilling a drop of tea.  “Really, Niece!” she said. “For someone who doesn’t know where her next meal is coming from, you are quite reckless with your pastry.”

She had a point, but Ardeth chose to address the other matter. “It might solve your problems, Aunt, but I’d be the one married to him! A Harrison! Named Micajah, no less!”

“One shouldn’t judge a person by his name.”

Her niece raised her eyebrows. Eggletine Zylphia Meriwether would say that. “For all I know, he’s short and fat and bald.”

“For all he knows, so are you. And still he makes the offer.”

Ardeth sniffed. She was a catch.  Hadn’t that prince in Arabia offered her father a fortune to add Ardeth to his harem? “Hair like a field of wheat and eyes like limpid pools …” That’s what he’d said—and she only fifteen at the time!  Of course, when the prince went on to describe her figure, Erasmus Meriwether had clouted him in the nose.  They’d been lucky to escape in their hot air balloon, considering all the commotion that caused. Some of those flaming arrows had come awfully close!

“He’s blood kin.” Ardeth returned her attention to the subject at hand. “Our children would have two heads.”

“I doubt you share more than a drop of blood between you.” Aunt Eggletine polished her breakfast dish with her own roll. “Your children would be perfectly hale and hearty—not to mention wealthy.”

Of course, that was the point. Otherwise there wouldn’t have been a marriage offer at all.

“My grandfather picked him for me.” Ardeth delivered what she knew to be her most powerful argument. “That’s reason enough to avoid him.”

16 comments:

  1. Love it so far! I especially love this line: “For someone who doesn’t know where her next meal is coming from, you are quite reckless with your pastry.” It cracked me up. :D

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  2. I wouldn't want to marry my cousin no matter how many generations removed!
    Nice piece. Has humor.

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  3. I really wanted to read this today, but I'm out of time. I'm going to leave this tab open, and come back tomorrow.

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  4. It has humor and great dialogue.

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  5. I read this on Dianne's blog and left me comment there. :)

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  6. I like that it is funny and enjoyed reading! LOVE the picture too.

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  7. I love the names. How'd you come up with those. The scene is great. I'd love to read this story.

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  8. Dianne definitely has a gift for dialogue and she knows how to make sparks fly, too :) This is a great story and I can't wait to read the rest of it either!

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  9. ILoved the dialogue, the character names, and the humor. Sounds like the start of another winner for Dianne. (By the way, I'm reeeeally sorry, but I don't think I remembered to thank you for the bookmark! Eek! Shame on me. Thank you. I love it.)

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  10. Okay. I'm back. This is awesome. So funny! I was going to say I'd rather she threw something more than just a pastry, but then it makes for great dialog.

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    1. She throws other things later in the story. ;)

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  11. “Our children would have two heads.” -- that made me smile

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  12. Totally loved this! It's funny and it hooked me right away. I would definitely keep reading

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  13. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! I will be giving the opening chapters of this story an overhaul when I get back to it, so reader response is a big help to me!

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