apparently, I need pizza

At least, that's what my junk folder seems to be telling me. There were a number of emails regarding pizza - which I do happen to like - along with multiples and variations of the following:

1. an old orchard master card - probably not a good idea.
2. a bra - got one, thanks.
3. hairloss - thankfully I've still got all mine.
4. plus sizes - nope, sorry, been running all summer.
5. Uggs - ok, so maybe I looked for some, just to see the styles and prices. Sadly, they were not in the budget :(
6. delicious fruit - I think that was the strangest one. 

Every now and again I take a good look at my trash folder, just to see what all the spammers are trying to sell me, what they think I need. How about you? Do you ever look? Or do you just hit delete all?

As for pizza, I like mine loaded. You?

the junk pile

Every now and again I just have to peruse my junk email to see what sort of interesting things might be lurking in the subject line. I figure, since I have to deal with it, I might as well have some fun with it once in a while.


Here’s what I found the other day:

1.Gold Rush. Learn how to buy.
I have to ask, is it that hard to buy gold? Do we really need lessons?

2. Hidden Cameras…and …True Love
Both sent from cutipp.com, who can not only help me find true love but aid me in spying on them later. Nice.

3. (I love this one) Let a GPS tell you where you are.

4. See what is coming
I'm thinking crystal ball – one that actually works, right?

5. Pigeon Forge Deals
I can only say wtf?

(and finally this)

Alaskan Cruise
Ha! Not likely.


What do you do with your junk email? Ever look at it? Or do you just delete it all without looking?


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the strange things you find in the trash and day 3 of the tiny contest

Today’s Quote : “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”

Guess the movie, get a bookmark.



Meanwhile, I was sorting through my junk email and came across these subjects:

a flaming education is waiting for you. I saw this twice and couldn’t help but wonder what this meant. How is the sender defining flaming? Literally?

boot camp for teens. I have my doubts about boot camp being an effective way of reigning in your rebellious teen but if you must I definitely wouldn’t recommend anything found in your junk folder.

Six Sigma. Always capitalized. Apparently one can learn about it or be trained in it but I have no idea what it is. Some new form of mind control perhaps?

And lastly, my favorite from unsoiled at cutipp dot com: No toilets around?