Saturday, January 29, 2011

the strange things you find in the trash and day 3 of the tiny contest

Today’s Quote : “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”


Guess the movie, get a bookmark.



Meanwhile, I was sorting through my junk email and came across these subjects:

a flaming education is waiting for you. I saw this twice and couldn’t help but wonder what this meant. How is the sender defining flaming? Literally?

boot camp for teens. I have my doubts about boot camp being an effective way of reigning in your rebellious teen but if you must I definitely wouldn’t recommend anything found in your junk folder.

Six Sigma. Always capitalized. Apparently one can learn about it or be trained in it but I have no idea what it is. Some new form of mind control perhaps?

And lastly, my favorite from unsoiled at cutipp dot com: No toilets around?

11 comments:

  1. This is my favorite movie...John Carpenter's The Thing...???

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  2. Wow! That was fast E! If you want a book mark I need your mailing address - email it to me with bookmark in the subject line and let me know if you have a preference for design. Congrats on your winning entry!

    I love that movie, too.

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  3. Yes, The Thing! Damn, didn't get to it in time.

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  4. A flaming education is waiting for you.... oh man, I'm starting to doubt my own education, because it certainly wasn't flaming! :D

    Man, my lack of horror movie watching is definitely apparent... I've never even heard of The Thing. haha.

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  5. Your junk mail is more interesting than mine -- which is mainly full of people desperately trying to reach me in order to share large sums of cash with me.

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  6. The Thing!! Oh, wait, I totally cheated. LOL

    Dianne and I must have the same people in common. Combined with their need to rid themselves of cash, they believe I need male enhancement. All I can say is, ya gotta have the right equipment before that can take place.

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  7. I got one offering Spirit Training last week. Do you think they come to your house and click-train your poltergeist so it will stop rattling chains all night?

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  8. ooh, I haven't seen the spirit training one - that could be interesting.

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  9. Thanks Marcy! Will send it.

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  10. Indeed all kinds of crap and useless span/Junk mails come with these kind of interesting Subject lines.

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