Friday, January 23, 2015

Not for the faint of heart

The other day my son was perusing Netflix and came across this... amusing film. Being a good son and knowing I'd get a kick out of it, he shared.




But even better was this brilliant review by some unknown soul:

"The chicken has declared jihad on us all!" As with all of the everything - plus - the - kitchen sink Troma yukfests, this is not for every taste. Of course, you have the obligatory Troma trademarks of lesbianism and breast jiggling, but this is for that discerning viewer who truly enjoys projectile vomiting, phallo -and anal-centric invasions and diarrhea explosions. (Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Lloyd's use of a zombie-finger as a buttplug is the first in zombie movie history.) I'm going out on a limb here, but this just may be the best horror sexploitation - zombie - chicken gross - out nihilistic musical extravaganza ever made. And I'm not just saying that because I know him personally and he might be reading this. Really. I'm not."

It had me in stitches. I just had to share.


22 comments:

  1. That review is hilarious. Hey, if you're going to do that kind of film, go all out. And if it's a Troma film, they usually do.

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    1. I don't even know what a Troma film is, but boy, that review practically made me pee my pants!

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  2. That review is wonderful! But I doubt I'll be watching the movie ...

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  3. Buttplug, oh my goodness. Too much.

    Happy Weekend :-)

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    1. Stopped back in to see what you're up to, this week.

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  4. Brilliant review. Troma film? A mystery.

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    1. I have no clue either - and I thought I knew something about films. I guess not!

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  5. I love black comedy. I'm not so sure about a lesbian anal phallic chicken jihad though. :O LOL! Have a great weekend!

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  6. Love the review. It's great when someone takes the time to write such crazy things. Occasionally there'll be something similar on Amazon--the girly pens and the massively expensive TV come to mind.

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    1. That review is just plain brilliant. Not sure about the movie, tho, lol.

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  7. methinks, such films happen only in America....

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  8. Hilarious review, but I don't think this movie is for me.

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    1. yeah, me neither, but the review was awesome!

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  9. That's sooooo funny. Doesn't sound like my kinda flick, but um, if you rent it (purely for research purposes, of course) do let us know what you think of it...

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    1. I was thinking of that...y' know, for research like you said...but...I'm not sure if I could sit through 60 minutes of 'projectile vomiting, phallo -and anal-centric invasions and diarrhea explosions.'

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  10. That's a funny review. I'm gonna watch Odd Thomas on Netflix tonight. My friend told me about it and I think it's right up my alley.

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    1. I saw it and enjoyed it. Liked the book, too.

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